Ok, I’ve been guilt-tripped into attending my ex’s bands gig and by the way this band is a Jazz band, yep I said it and all this just to get him to come with me to the gay club for some company. Pathetic, I realise.
I also thought I’d share with you a picture I found on Google Images when I googled ‘Jazz’…utterly bizarre but great!
Gotta love the vandalism that a BNP billboard erected in Aberdeen has been subjected to - makes me far more proud to live here.
The vandalism includes: ‘We Heart Ethnic Minorities’
‘BNP = NAZI SCUM’
‘Asians are lovely’
‘It’s nice to be nice’ and
‘No to BNP’
Yep, after years of my lovely hairy friends who cuddled the sides of my face, I shaved them off and they are no more. So this dramatic event has inspired me to celebrate the world of sideburns. Here are some great images of them I pulled from Google:
I can’t help it…GINGER PEWBZ, or not perhaps…Still, impressive ‘burns
Oh look, it’s Jemaine from Flight of the Conchords. Yep, I like them, work it baby.
DAVID BLOODY TENNANT! A fellow Scotsman too. Here he is sporting some classic sideburns, not unlike the ones I had.
‘YO MUTHAFUCKA! GIT MA ‘BURNS, BEE-ATCH!’
I had to end the post with some crazy man who has far too much time on his hands but I do applaud him make no mistake.
Ok, I admit it, I’ve had a ‘fuck buddy’ or friend with benefits for about a year and a half. He’s 30 odd, hairy, Italian and very very good in the sack and for a while, it seemed like our sex could get no better. Sure, we’ve had our ups and downs (such as an argument based on his lack on coming out to his workplace) and my ignoring him for a period last year while I was seeing someone else. However, over the last few months we’ve been seeing each other less and less and while the second last time we saw each other was probably the best ever, I can see this ‘fuckship’ coming to a natural end. The reason is simple enough, the ‘spark’ we had in bed has gone. It’s a pity. I suppose it means I will have to look elsewhere in future and perhaps it will get me out more!
So what is a ‘fuck buddy’? Well here are some of the definitions from www.urbandictionary.com
1. All the benefits of being in a relationship minus the bullshit like not doing enough for Valentine’s Day or her birthday, not spending 3 months salary on a stupid ring, and not spending enough quality time with her.
2. A person who is not your boyfriend or girlfriend (or farmyard animal), with whom you have sexual relations, on the mutual understanding that you both want sex and nothing more.
3. two persons who love to fuck, who understand that sexual frustration is unhealthy, who decide they can pleasure each other, no questions asked.
I have to say, I’m liking the third definition the best, I think that explains what I had going. So, you get the picture?
My opinion with regard to the most recent development in the battle for gay voters in the upcoming general election is probably unexpected considering that I am most certainly not a Conservative and I’m what some wank in the Mail would probably regard as a ‘Guardianista’.
Although I vehemently disgaree with Chris Grayling’s recent comments on whether B&B owners should be able to discriminate against gay couples on the basis of their religious beliefs and for the record, such discrimination is illegal in this country, I do not think this is not a reason for a gay person to not vote Conservative and this is an opinion coming from a Liberal Democrat voter and a person of centre-left leaning.
Rather than dismissing the Tories attempts to embrace gay equality, such attempts, however ill-fated at times, should be welcomed and encouraged and not used as political spin to smear the other party. The Conservatives have come a long way and Ian McKellen made a fantastic point on this once upon a time; he remarked that it is important not to cause arguments within the gay equality movement and concentrate on the wider issues that everyone agrees on so that equality will be more easily achieved. This comment was made in the 1980s when gay rights were practically non existent but I believe it is still relevant today with regard to Labour’s usage of gay issues to gain political leverage.
Yep, that is my tantalising topic of study tomorrow which I am getting up at 8:30 for. Hopefully tomorrow morning I won’t get woken up by a delivery man phoning me at 8 in the morning, got me confused as hell.
Right now I’m kicking back to some of the Wire and wanting to tap Dominic West, despite him being an Old Etonian - still, I bet he’s better than Cameron in the sack.
Thin line ‘tween heaven and hell —
Bubbles from the Wire
Vote Blue Go Green
Vote Blue Go Hyprocrisy
That is all.
Yep, I beat the system.
The vending machine in Taylor Building of Aberdeen University has always been a rogue. Upon selecting crisps, most of the time they will get stuck and you won’t be able to select them again but NOT THIS TIME BITCH.
This time I managed to get 2 packets stuck on top of each other, then I selected a packet of McCoys which is heavier and it tumbled them all and I therefore got 2 packets free, MWAHAHAHAHAHA, bring on the NOMS.